There is no one alive that is Youer than You.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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feministcaptainkirk:

huffingtonpost:

Kristen Bell: Sloth causes birthday meltdown. 

I want someone to look at me the same way that Kristen Bell looks at a sloth,

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tastefullyoffensive:

Pun Dog #14 (previously)

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bowtied:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

textsfromxavieracademy:

girlwithgoldeyes:

GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS

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PLOT TWIST:

THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”


PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY

HALP

this is my most reblogged text post

why

hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that

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laterovaries:

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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supernaturaloneshotsandimagine:

meganthebadwolf:

randomslasher:

A birthday gift for the wonderful Heartblowswild 

tHIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

HIS WITTLE FEET FELL OUT OF THE SHOES BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO BIG AHHH

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At this time last year, you missed me. And you let me know that.
This year, it’s already like you don’t care.
And you let me know that.
What happened?